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svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

(via sixpenceee)

cappyrogers:

what in the fresh hell

(via mchotney)

yesterday i gave my guy friend a blowjob and he ate panera earlier in the day and when he came in my mouth it tasted like chicken soup

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asian:

go wash your mouth with some water

fuckgasm:

even my friends aren’t my friends

(via msllamz)

(Source: pissphobia, via msllamz)

itraseras:

msdisneyprincess:

Bless the Sultan

The fact that that was the thing that pulled the Sultan out of his trance.

(Source: fydisneymisfits, via eatmeallnight)

unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

(via the-absolute-best-gifs)

Whooo when boys randomly show up at your house and give you the best sex. 10 points for Charlo.

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drive thru guy: bye have a nice day
me: bye i love you

(Source: ziplayamayankiz, via mchotney)

sebastian-kill-the-titans:

vlamde:

officialwhitemom:

coluring:

promoting my blog

Isn’t it illegal to deface American euro

American euro..

(Source: coluring, via forinstanceafez)

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

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