When you find out your adoptive father threw all the Hebrew infants into the Nile.
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
I could be running Dennys tumblr right now and none of you would know the difference
- 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
- me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance