When you find out your adoptive father threw all the Hebrew infants into the Nile.


(Source: fuckyeahthespianpeacock, via the-absolute-best-gifs)


there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(via parkingstrange)



I could be running Dennys tumblr right now and none of you would know the difference

we would

  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance